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Posts Tagged ‘consumerism’
Every year around this time I get truly disappointed that summer is indeed over. And every year around this time, I have to make a couple online clothes purchases that make that fact a little more tolerable. Thanks to a gift card or two and some intrepid sales scouting, I have the below items currently en route to my mailbox.
I swear, if you know where my mailbox is and you come and swipe my clothes before I gleefully arrive home, I will hunt you down. I WILL CUT YOU.
Ok, that makes fall and winter a little more approachable. I’m already picturing all of my mix and match options.