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In which I justify eating unusually bad food with Charlie Sheen quotes while texting my best friend Pat.

Me: I just ate a regrettable amount of Chinese food rather than going to the gym. WINNING.

Pat: Tiger blooooooood!

Me: It’s just sweet and sour saaauuuuce!

Me: I saw that pile of food and thought, no, I can’t. Then I realized that can’t is the cancer of happen.

Me: So it happened.

Charlie Sheen Boom Winning Tiger Blood F-18

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