Me: I think the antibiotics (for my aformentioned strep) are making me rashy. I’m on my last day of them. My hands and feet have itchy red spots, and I have some on my legs as well.
Me: Unless that’s AIDS.
Sean: You are a disgusting yet wonderful creature. Yeah, most likely not AIDS. Ebola on the other hand…
Me: It’s gotten worse over the day. Have big red itchy spots all down my legs. Called the clinic and they told me to stop taking the meds. Itchy like crazy.
Me: Picked a horrible day to wear a wool scarf and socks.
Me: I an the sexiest fucking woman of all time.
Sean: My boner just tore a hole in my pants.
Me: I am not darning that hole for you! Stop wearing those thin, tight yoga pants already. So many torn crotches…