Dream catcher

Just as I was drifting off to a two-pints-of-beer induced sleep last night, I had an idea for a patent that would, in my semi-conscious eyes, “turn the fashion world on its head.” What was this mind blowing concept, you may wonder?

Ear plugs with long, giant feathers coming out of them. Like, to be worn as an eye catching accessory. An alternative to earrings or headpieces. Earplugs. With feathers. Really.

I can remember thinking that even if I don’t make them myself, I should file for the patent and someday make money off of it. And then extending the concept to headphone ear buds.

In the dream, the fashionable feather ear plugs looked more like this:

feathers, fashion, ear, ear plug, couture

… And less like this:

Which, when you think about it, is really what it would look like. Never mind that no one would want to inhibit their hearing for the sake of sticking feathers in there, and that earrings work just fine, thank you very much.

We will kick your mystical ass if you steal our feathers for your lame ass idea.

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4 Responses to “Dream catcher”

  1. Lacey Says:

    I’m thinking you could modify the feather headphones into a headband/phones. So instead of being all uncomfortable and having the plastic headband dig into your head behind your ears, it could end in ear buds/phones. Eh? You know you want one.

  2. Bri (sukie in the graveyard) Says:

    Kinda like?

    http://suaviloquy.blogspot.com/2009/02/because-sally-tomato-said-so.html

    (scroll down to Audrey)

  3. madamvonsassypants Says:

    Whoa, I totally didn’t even connect those the dream with the Audrey tassles! Maybe the idea isn’t so far fetched after all…

  4. Dream Catcher « Madam von Sassypants Says:

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