I unearthed myself from the blog-writing dead to issue this statement of opinion:

Not nearly as many people would give a crap about the death of the Oxi-Clean guy if it didn’t happen within a day of the King of Pop’s also untimely demise at age 50. If I see one more tribute to a freaking infomercial salesman I will…


Death of a Salesman.

Hmmm. If only Billy Mays had a downward spiral sparked by his feud with hooker-beating Vince “ShamWow Guy” Offer and his death was more of an untimely suicide (aren’t all suicides untimely? except if you’re critically ill or just really old?)… then we have some life imitating art shit goin’ down.



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