The web address says it all. Whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com
Shocking. Hilarious. Ruthless. Amazing. Horrifying. Disgusting. AWESOME.
It’s just a simple photo blog with brief captions questioning the parenting skills (or dignity, or intelligence) of parents and would-be parents.
My current favorites:
- The baby girl sucking on her hand while a raw chicken sits atop her Playskool slide. (Caption: “becuz chicken is a finger lickin good playmate”)
- The babies covered in money and a RAZR cell phone. (Caption: “becuz u knew they’d come out hustlin just like u”)
- The baby (and mother-in-law??) attending a strippified bachelor party.
- The preggo girls who, based upon their photographer, are from my town.
Seriously though. Check those and the entire blog out. It gets worse every single day. Today’s baby-underneath-a-boa-constrictor is pretty great too. In an awful, awful way.