When you get to Heaven, out front of the Pearly Gates you’ll find a glorious white pickup truck. In the back of the truck (naturally the make and model of your preference) is a friendly old hound dog, grubby from running around to his heart’s content in the celestial mud. And he’s sooooo happy to see you. When you walk up he’ll drop his head over the edge of the truck and just look at you with complete love and devotion, and hope that you might give him a pet.
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