Band Name FTW

Band: Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head

I was going to blog about the fantastically fun Seattle band Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head, having been listening to them for a couple months now. My enthusiasm for them has grown into a fluorescent, strobe light flower as of late and, since I just birthed this blog only days ago, felt it was prudent to write about the “delicious explosion of freak-dance fruit pie.” Song names like “Beard Lust”, “Sophisticated Sideways Ponytail” and “Slow Motion Tag Team” are just a few from the splendidly-named album Glistening Pleasure.

Well… except I’ve been scooped by a number of non-awesome sources, such as Urban Outfitters and Perez Hilton. Motherfuckers. So, you know what? Click the link at the top of this post to view their Myspace page. Or watch the insanely awesome video below and prepare to have your mind blown into sexy hypercolor bacon bits. Watch out for the surprise nipples (and the Getty Images watermark)!

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6 Responses to “Band Name FTW”

  1. hardee7 Says:

    nice. check mine out, dude:

  2. Patrick Says:

    Holy crow! That was awesome! I missed the nipples though. =(

  3. Patrick Says:

    Also, I refuse to check yours out, dude, because you didn’t actually contribute anything to this post. Your comment was empty and wasteful, which makes me believe that you were commenting to promote your site as opposed to comment on Madam von Sasspantsalot Esquire the III jr’s blog! GOOD DAY, SIR!

  4. madamvonsassypants Says:

    The nipples were male. Impossible to miss.

  5. Patrick Says:

    Not so. I tend to block out male mammories.

  6. interestingguy Says:


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